The gift of Christmas – A Voucher for the Loved One

Christmas is a time of giving, and so this year I gave and gave.  My wife’s actually a repressed artist living in a lawyer’s body, so I thought it would be nice to give her some art material to rekindle the spark so to speak.

And of course an artist then needs to have somewhere to art it up, so I gave her a voucher for me to build an art nook (most likely in the garage) over one year:

But of course it comes with Terms and Conditions:

In case you are wondering, the terms and conditions are:

• The artist must agree to provide appropriate beverages upon request – coffee and beer are acceptable
• When errors are made during building, the artist will acknowledge that the error is due to the lack of proper tools and not the lack of skills
• Should the artist’s nook fall down and kill the artist, clearly the artist is to ensure the maintenance of appropriate life
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• Batteries not included

And I hope L appreciates my lack of carpentry skills :).  I am an IT guy after all…